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Music & Magic in Polka Color

Let the sounds of polka bring some exciting musical color to your library in 2025! Mike Schneider's Pint Size Polkas program rolls magic, comedy, and education into one fluid, high-energy, live performing arts package guaranteed to bring a smile to the faces of young and old alike! Age and theme-appropriate trivia questions, magic tricks, and a special edition of "Name that Tune" will tie neatly into this summer's "Color Our World" theme, from Paul Bunyan's Blue Ox Babe, to making water disappear from a red Solo cup, to Darth Vader's theme song from the dark side. Pint Size Polkas is the perfect fit for your library in 2025. It's tons of fun for the whole family!

Program Length
Approximately 40-45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Libraries; all ages, families, children in grades K through 5.

Indoor / Outdoor
Either.

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • Mike requires a flat, dry performance area for outdoor programs.

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Next Level Polka Music & Magic

Take your programming to the next level in 2025 with Mike Schneider's Pint Size Polkas show! Music, magic, comedy, and education come together in one fluid, high-energy, live musical performance package guaranteed to bring a smile to the faces of young and old alike! Age and theme-appropriate trivia games, magic tricks, and a special edition of name that tune will tie into this summer's "Level Up at Your Library" theme, from Astronaut Neil Armstrong's first visit up to the moon, to Paul Bunyan leveling up the Great Lakes to help Babe the Blue Ox stay hydrated, to a special edition of "Name that Tune" featuring theme songs from popular video games, played by Mike on his accordion. Looking for a little STEM for your library? Mike will demonstrate how his accordion works, and also help your young patrons discover why the sound of a yodel does not travel in space. Plus, one lucky adult will even have the chance to level up their magic skills by participating in a special trick that will turn water poured into a plastic cup into ice! Pint Size Polkas is the perfect fit for your library in 2025. It's tons of fun for the whole family!

Interested in a more STEM-focused program for your patrons in 2025? Check out Mike's S.T.E.A.M. Workshop!

Program Length
Approximately 40-45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Libraries; all ages, families, children in grades K through 5.

Indoor / Outdoor
Either.

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • Mike requires a flat, dry performance area for outdoor programs.

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S.T.E.A.M. WORKSHOP
Award-winning polka musician and accordion player Mike Schneider presents a fun, interactive, and educational S.T.E.A.M. workshop for your classroom or library! Participants will learn why a yodel can travel on earth, but cannot in space; how a computer and an electronic accordion (or even a cheap keyboard) can be used to transcribe sheet music; how an accordion is made and what the parts inside do; the importance of math in planning an hour-long radio show; and will even learn how to make water in a Solo cup disappear using science! Each educational segment will be accompanied by a live musical performance, and there will be plenty of opportunities for audience members to volunteer and participate. Mike Schneider's S.T.E.A.M. Workshop is the perfect culmination of Midwestern musical heritage, S.T.E.A.M.-based education, and fun for all elementary-age students! 

Program Length
Approximately 50 minutes. Flexible to classroom need.

Best Suited For
Libraries; schools; children in grades K through 5; assemblies; single classrooms.

Indoor / Outdoor
Indoor preferred.

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with an HDMI or standard composite video input.

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THE HISTORY OF POLKA MUSIC
Direct from the state that made the polka its official state dance, Mike Schneider covers the history of the accordion and polka music, plus takes an in-depth look at the three main polka styles during this anything-but-boring presentation. Enjoy the sounds of some of the most famous polka songs ever played! The audience will learn the steps to songs like the "Chicken Dance," and is invited to take part in an interactive video quiz on the German, Polish, and Slovenian styles of polka music. To cap the program off, everyone will learn how to do the polka, courtesy of a video appearance by Wisconsin dairy farmers Ralph and Diane Boehlen.

Program Length
Approximately 45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Libraries and schools; families, children in grades K through 8; assemblies.

Indoor / Outdoor
Indoor preferred.

Included Video Segments

  • Accordion History
  • Polka Music History
  • Polka Style Challenge (watch)
  • How to Dance the Polka (watch)

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with an HDMI or standard composite video input.

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VIRTUAL POLKA WORKSHOP
Award-winning polka musician and accordion player Mike Schneider brings you his popular Pint Size Polkas program virtually! Mike will teach your students about the accordion and demonstrate how it works, both mechanically and through live performance. Your students will learn about how the instrument has been used by cultures around the world, starting with its evolution from the sheng in China, to its use by African American and Hispanic musicians in modern Zydeco and Tejano music, respectively. Mike will discuss the history of polka music, including its influence on other forms of music. Your students will have the opportunity to ask Mike questions, either directly by video, via text comments, or by email prior to his live stream visit.

Mike will provide education on the topics listed above during his live stream performance, and through several brief prerecorded videos leading up to his virtual visit. These videos will each be three minutes in length or less, and can be viewed during your class time or assigned to be watched outside of class in preparation of Mike's live stream visit. All the interactivity of a Pint Size Polkas classroom visit is maintained, including a special polka edition of "Name that Tune" featuring popular TV show theme songs set to a polka beat, an opportunity for students to guess specific polka subgenres during the "Polka Style Challenge," and much more!

The Virtual Polka Workshop is an excellent alternative for schools who are unable to invite Mike for an in-person performance. Beat the social distancing blues with an uplifting polka program for your students!

Program Price
$150 for a 30-minute classroom session; $225 for a 45-minute classroom session. Discounts for additional time and/or classroom sessions booked.

Best Suited For
Schools; children in grades K through 5; assemblies; single classrooms.

Technical Requirements

  • A device and Internet connection capable of video playback

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POLKA VARIETY SHOW
Enjoy learning about occupations, personal hygiene, and even a little bit of foreign language through Mike Schneider's catchy polka tunes! The fun of polka music is reinforced by educational and humorous video segments that cover age-appropriate reading, math and geography, plus how to dance the polka. The audience is encouraged to take part in a geography quiz about major cities, states or countries with polka roots; volunteer to wear various hats and guess the corresponding occupations; learn the steps to songs like the Chicken Dance; and sing along to all of Mike's polka songs.

Program Length
Approximately 45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Libraries and schools; families, children in grades K through 5; assemblies.

Indoor / Outdoor
Indoor preferred.

Included Video Segments

  • Math Challenge (watch)
  • Accordion History
  • Geography Challenge (watch)
  • How to Dance the Polka (watch)
  • Paul Bunyan and the History of Logging

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with a standard composite video input.

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OPERATION READ
Rediscover the fun of reading to the sounds of Mike Schneider's happy polka music! The occupations of airplane pilot, lumberjack, and railroad engineer are the focus of this program. Each occupation segment begins with the opportunity for a volunteer to wear a hat while the audience guesses the job that goes with it. Three short interactive video segments give your students or patrons a closer look at each career while providing a review on such reading terms as alliteration, compound word, short and long vowel sounds, onomatopoeia, and story sequencing. During the course of the program, the audience will be introduced to Amelia Earhart, Casey Jones, and Paul Bunyan, and will be encouraged to learn more by reading each of their books. Your students and patrons will be singing along to songs about each occupation, the alphabet, the five main vowels, and much more! Plus, get up and go to rollicking renditions of the "Chicken Dance" and "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes!" Learn lots, get some exercise, and have tons of fun with Mike Schneider's Operation Read Program!

Program Length
Approximately 45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Schools and libraries; children in grades K through 5; assemblies.

Indoor / Outdoor
Indoor preferred.

Included Video Segments

  • Reading with Pilot Gina
  • Reading with Railroad Ron (watch)
  • Reading with Lumberjack Doug

Suggested Reading

  • “Who Was Amelia Earhart?” by Kate Jerome
  • “Casey Jones” by Allan Drummond
  • “Paul Bunyan” by Steven Kellogg

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with an HDMI or standard composite video input.

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MUSIC & DANCE
Enjoy learning about the alphabet, occupations, and personal hygiene while getting a great get-up-and-move workout to Mike Schneider's polka snappy beat. Participation opportunities abound! The audience is invited to learn the steps to songs like the "Chicken Dance" and "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"; volunteer to wear various hats and guess the corresponding occupations; play name that tune for polka versions of three children's classics; and sing along to all of Mike Schneider's catchy polka songs.

Program Length
Typically 30-45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Fairs, festivals, libraries; Families, children of all ages.

Indoor / Outdoor
Either.

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • Mike requires a flat, dry performance area for outdoor programs.

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OKTOBERFEST CELEBRATION
Looking for a family-friendly way to celebrate Oktoberfest or National Polka Month (January) at your library, school, or special event? Then look no further than Mike Schneider as he helps you celebrate these fantastic European traditions and
encourages your patrons to check out corresponding books in the process! Learn a little bit of the German language, how to do the "Chicken Dance" - the official dance of Oktoberfest, and even how to yodel! Plus, get a quick tutorial on the accordion and the history of polka music. One lucky adult volunteer will even have the opportunity to make water magically disappear from a German stein! Age-appropriate trivia questions, numerous volunteer opportunities and sing-alongs, and a special Pint Size Polkas edition of "Name that Tune" round out this exciting musical program that's fun for all ages!

Program Length
Approximately 45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Libraries and schools; families, children in grades K through 8; assemblies.

Indoor / Outdoor
Either.

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • Mike requires a flat, dry performance area for outdoor programs.

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CELEBRATING THE ENVIRONMENT
Perfect for Earth Day or any time a celebration of our planet is in order! Four occupation segments begin with the opportunity for a volunteer to wear a hat while the audience guesses the job that goes with it. Corresponding interactive video segments cover fuel efficient vehicles like the Solar Impulse airplane, the SuperTruck, and modern diesel locomotives while engaging your students or patrons in age-appropriate math and reading challenges. Plus, Lumberjack Doug reports from the North Woods on Paul Bunyan and the history of the logging profession. Sing along and participation opportunities abound throughout the show, including the ever-popular "Chicken Dance" and "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes!" To cap the program off, everyone will learn how to do the polka, courtesy of a video appearance by Wisconsin dairy farmers Ralph and Diane Boehlen.

Program Length
Approximately 45 minutes. Flexible according to event need.

Best Suited For
Schools and libraries; children in grades K through 5; assemblies.

Indoor / Outdoor
Indoor preferred.

Included Video Segments

  • Solar Impulse Airplane Math
  • SuperTruck Reading or Math
  • Diesel Train Fuel Efficiency Math
  • Paul Bunyan and the History of Logging
  • How to Dance the Polka (watch)

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with an HDMI or standard composite video input.

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PRESENTING A PROGRAM JUST FOR YOU
Do you like elements from multiple programs listed above? Then contact Mike Schneider today with your ideas! Whether you'd like to combine reading with a lesson on the history of polka music, for instance, or you're interested in a series of shorter presentations, Mike will be happy to put together a custom program just for you. Contact Mike today for more information and to get your free price quote!

Technical Requirements

  • A performing area of 8' wide x 6' deep minimum.
  • Uninterrupted use of the performing area at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the program.
  • Mike typically provides his own sound system. One grounded electrical outlet is required.
  • A TV or LCD projector with an HDMI or standard composite video input.

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Contact
Mike Schneider
P.O. Box 126
Clinton, WI 53525

(414) 431-4683 |
 
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Testimonials
"You are the best music player, Mr. Schneider!"
- Madison, Student
Prairie View Elementary


"Thank you for a wonderful and FUN program! Everyone who attended had very positive comments. The music was great, and the multi-media content was fantastic, as well. You put on a top-notch show! Thanks for creating such a fun experience at the library for our patrons! I want to say 'You Rock,' but maybe I should say 'You Polka!'"
- Ann Hardginski, James J. Siebers Memorial Library

"Mike Schneider performed to a sell out crowd during our recent summer reading program. Although it was 100 degrees outside and as warm inside, 150 kids and families enthusiastically participated in this fast-paced interactive program. Mike has the ability to keep every participant involved with trivia, audience participation and of course foot stomping music to sing along with. He creates connections to books and the library at every turn. One parent stated her children (including a teenager) have become polka converts like their parents because of Mike's performance. I would highly recommend Mike Schneider and the Pint Size Polkas to any kind of group. This is a performer extraordinaire!"
- Julia Cartwright, Fond du Lac Public Library

"Let me tell you, he's awesome! Mike nailed it. If you want something really unique that will create long-lasting memories, bring Mike into your library. I'll sing his praises 'til the cows come home."
- Scott Routsong, Pelham Carnegie Library

"I wanted to take the time and say thank you so much for coming this year to the 2010 Wisconsin State Fair. We really enjoyed having you here, and you were a pleasure to work with. Your shows always went great, and the fairgoers loved having you there. Your performances were a lot of fun and it drew a huge crowd. I look forward to seeing you next year! Good luck with the rest of your year, and thank you again for participating with us at the 2010 Wisconsin State Fair!"
- Kristin Farina, Wisconsin State Fair

"Having the Pint Size Polkas party at our school was a great change of pace. Uncle Mike provided a very interesting and stimulating introduction to our students about the polka and the history of the accordion. Math, reading, and geography-related questions kept the audience participating in the presentation. The students just raved about the event. They even liked Uncle Mike’s costume. We’d surely have him back again!"
- Linda Walker, Garrett A. Morgan Elementary School

"Uncle Mike is a musical magnet for the pint-size crowd. Children are captivated by his polka music and friendly banter, and become active participants of his programs quickly and thoroughly! He's proof-positive that learning is fun when polka is involved."
- Joy Schnupp, Burlington Public Library

"Mike Schneider, a.k.a. Uncle Mike, and Pint Size Polkas are one of a kind! I introduced Uncle Mike by telling the young students that he plays music that is described as the happiest music there is. It didn’t take long for them to start believing it for themselves. Uncle Mike had them singing, dancing, clapping, smiling, and laughing. Kudos to Mike Schneider for introducing polka music to a new generation for a lifetime of fun."
- Craig Semingson, Eleva-Strum Elementary Schools

"Uncle Mike and his Pint Size Polkas program was a great hit at our library. Who would have known that important concepts like personal hygiene could be set to accordion music! The room was full of bouncing children and adults; you can't help but to move along to the beat. I was particularly impressed that he included not only music for audio listeners, but also video footage for those visual learners, too. From beginning to end, Mike was a pleasure to work with. For anyone looking for festive, family-friendly fun, I highly recommend Pint Size Polkas."
- Adaena Tray, Green Tree Public Library

"I have been a school superintendent for over 18 years and have witnessed numerous assemblies for our students. Mike Schneider’s 'Pint Size Polkas' far exceeded my expectations. Pint Size Polkas is not only entertaining and educational, but our K-6 students loved his program. Why? Because of Uncle Mike’s enthusiasm and how he involved the students. He even had them dancing the polka along with the staff members, several of whom told me how much they enjoyed the program. I would highly recommend the 'Pint Size Polkas' assembly."
- Darold Rounds, Colman-Egan School District

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